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About Me Member Lyrics Writer Ian J Ehrhart18/Male/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 1 Year
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Favorite song: Mr. Happy by Insane Clown Posse
Least favorite musical genre: Pop
Favorite movie genre: Horror
Favorite movies: Hannibal, Silence Of The Lambs, Red Dragon
Funniest lies ever told: Government, equality and religion
"Best kept" secret ever: Sex
Best movie director: Tim Burton

Now that you know that, I think I should actually type something that isn't a MySpace-like list. While I enjoy horror films and my innate ability to strike fear into those around me, I find that my greatest ability is my ability to make people laugh. Laughter is something that has brought me from the edge and has saved my friends in the same way. In my past, I attempted suicide several times, but I have grown beyond that and know now that suicide should never become an option. I lve a simple life: I take care of my grandmother, who is Japanese, and I am getting ready to move into college. I am always in a bad though because I am constantly trying to quit smoking.

So, as you can see, I have some issues... they're called being way too normal. But as well as being way too normal, I think you deserve to know where this normalcy comes from. I have spent the past six years acting as my youngest brother's father. My mother gave birth and she's never around, and my stepfather is not exactly the greatest guy ever, so I have been the sole caretaker of my brother. It strikes a deep chord in my heart to hear him say that he wishes I was his real dad... But anyways, I am currently in a custody war with my mother and stepfather attempting to get a hold of him so that he can legally be considered my son. I love that kid and I would die for him

One more thing everyone should know about me: I am a pirate and pirates will always beat ninjas. There is no way to solve this arguement because they will never have space dojos, but there will definitely be space ships. That makes me win and pirates will have reign again.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Home
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Baggy
  • Print preference: Nice
  • Interests: Scaring people
  • Favourite movie: Any Hannibal film
  • Favourite band or musician: Insane Clown Posse
  • Favourite genre of music: Metal
  • Favourite style of art: Macabre
  • Operating System: Any I can find
  • MP3 player of choice: Not an iPod
  • Shell of choice: Doesn't matter
  • Wallpaper of choice: Communist
  • Skin of choice: Doesn't matter
  • Favourite game: Existence counts as a game
  • Favourite gaming platform: XBox 360
  • Favourite cartoon character: Robot Satan
  • Personal Quote: When all the gods die, we will live on as our own saviours.
  • Tools of the Trade: Pencil and headphones

Just a thought...

Sun Nov 1, 2009, 9:50 PM
I fucking hate prejudice asshole who think that all Juggalos and Juggalettes are "wiggers." First off, fuck that word. That implies that one is racist and it also implies that one is unwilling to culture oneself by expanding their mind with other forms of music. Second off, just because I choose to express my opinions in a manner that is rap, that doesn't make me a "wigger." I just wish these fucks would listen to some of the music from my Wicked Clowns... If you would just read the fucking lyrics, you'd discover that many of the songs are about punishing the wicked... the people who truly deserve it... For example, To Catch A Predator is a song off Insane Clown Posse's newest album Bang! Pow! Boom! and it's about catching child molesters and killing them. That's righteous and if I could do it, I would, I don't have the mind for murder though.

Sorry... Just thought I'd get that out... So, if you're a prejudice fuck, don't bother talking to me because I love Insane Clown Posse, Boondox, Twiztid, Madrox... I love them all because they speak the same language as me and even though they rap, they're talking about righteous destruction. Fuck every one of you asses who hate me for my tastes and beliefs.


One more thing: Fuck my fucking brother for being the fucking asshole who inspired this little rant... Fuck him and all his friends... His prejudice fucking friends...

  • Mood: Anger
  • Listening to: Insane Clown Posse

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:iconmadstalfos:
Thanks for the fave and the watch!

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:iconvampirneko:
Thanx a lot for the watcheee~!!:woohoo:

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:iconnoajm:
Thank you for the :+fav:

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:iconijehrhart:
Well... I like fire... I'm on DarkStarlings... I smoke Marlboro reds... hint hint hint
:iconjohnrey54:
Thanks very much for the :+devwatch: :D your support much appreciated ;-)

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